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Below are some various WAV files from South Park. The name in brackets [ ] is the character that is speaking, and the number in parentheses is the file size. Note: Some of these files are old... hence the poor sound quality.

badkitty.wav (30k) - [Cartman] - Cartman isn't happy with his kitty.
bday.wav (23k) - [Cartman] - The joys of having a Christmas birthday.
beating.wav (28k) - [South Park Cows Announcer] - "I haven't seen a beating like that since Rodney King"
bitch.wav (76k) - [Chef and Mr. Garrison] - Chef and Mr. Garrison discuss Kathie Lee.
callng.wav (54k) - [Mayor of South Park] - The Mayor calls in the National Guard
damnit.wav (14k) - [Cartman] - "Goddamnit!"
died4sin.wav (24k) - ["Jesus"] - "I died for your sins boys, don't forget that"
dumbass.wav (9k) - [Cartman] - "Dumbass"
fart.wav (174k) - [Cartman, Kyle, and Chef] - Cartman loses control.
fkdup.wav (19k) - [Stan] - "Dude, this is pretty fu*ked up right here."
fpussy.wav (15k) - [Unknown] - "You fucking pussy!"
fuckedup.wav (19k) - [Stan] - "Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here."
fucku.wav (9k) - [Cartman] - "Ah, fuck you"
gayhomo.wav (23k) - [Cartman] - "That dog is a gay homosexual"
gethebitch.wav (70k) - [Mayor of South Park] - "We'll get you, you bitch.... "
gotohell.wav (12k) - [Stan] - "Go to hell Cartman"
holyshit.wav (16k) - [Kyle] - "Holy Shit! It's Jesus!"
hughgrant.wav (37k) - [South Park Cows Announcer] - "I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant"
jewrun.wav (49k) - [South Park Cows Announcer] - "Oh My! I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland 1938"
killkenny.wav (146k) - [Stan, Kyle] - "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!" "You bastards!"
molested.wav (63k) - [South Park Cows Announcer] - "I haven't seen so many children molested since..."
poundass.wav (120k) - [Cartman] - "Speaking of pounding ass, here comes..."
shitjew.wav (20k) - [Cartman] - "I don't have to take that kind of shit from a jew"
somethingtoass.wav (69k) - [Cartman] - "He's not kicking his ass..."
sucked.wav (14k) - [Cartman] - "That sucked"
training.wav (175k) - [Kyle] - Kyle trains his dog not to be gay.